There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Phyllis Diller
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  1. So he tasted the deep pain that is reserved only for the strong, just as he had tasted for a little while the deep happiness. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
  2. It's the little things that make big things happen. - Anthony T. Hincks
  3. Orfanages r fule of little misstakes, just like my Englich. - Anthony T. Hincks
  4. Are we biology or God or something higher? I know my heart beats and I listen to it. The beat is biology, but what is the song? - James Frey
  5. Remembering this: weak faith is still faith. Little faith is still faith Pr. Paddick Van Zyl - Anonymous
More Quotes By Phyllis Diller
  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card
  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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